Sunday, September 30, 2007

Moxie in the Wilderness: Episode III

If you encounter strange creatures in the wilderness, you have one good course of action. Bark. I recommend "arrf arf - woooooof, woof, woof, woof!" if the strange creatures do not get the message, try "bow owoowowowo bow wow wow!" I made it pretty clear to these tall strange intruders that I didn't want them close to my people, and they didn't get it. My peeps really didn't get it either, they kept telling me to calm down and back off, didn't they realize that I was all that stood between them and whatever these strange creatures had in mind? They could have stolen all of our frankfurters, or stomped on our pup tents! They had to be be stopped! Now, no matter how much moxie you have, you don't want to lose your head-- make sure you bark at these creatures from a safe distance, and when you feel threatened, flee for your life, hide under the chair of your people and be confident that you have made your point very very clear.


River said...

You are so brave Kassi - humans just don't get the danger they put themselves into sometimes!!


Lorenza said...

Hi, Kassi
Sure you did a great job protecting your people! Too bad they did not appreciate it!
Have a good night

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Wow! You are so brave, Kassi! Just think of the trouble your humans would have had if you hadn't been there to protect them. We hope you got a good treat and some tummy rubs after your hard work!

Roxie, Sammy & Andy