Friday, January 4, 2008

Kassi's New Year's Pawsolutions

I will blog. I promise.

I will hold still for photographs, even though it is beneath me.

I will work on my humans' communication skills -- they're good at saying 'food', but not good enough at getting me food.

I will learn to bake organic doggie treats all by myself.

I will pretend I know nothing of the thing I ate from underneath the sofa.

When launching myself from said sofa, I will not use people as landing pad.

I will stop obsessing about the purse that looks like a dog.

I will not try to accidentally trip someone who is carrying food.

I will ask before sniffing someone's nether-regions.

I will remember that the house is not a toy.

I will be kinder to Tennis Ball. Even though he drives me crazy. Ooh, that Tennis Ball. And don't get me started on his big brother, Giant Tennis Ball.

I will chew.

I will take walks, give kisses, and do other things that I can't help doing.

5 comments:

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

Those are wonderful pawsolutions! But we think it is a dog dachsie rule, if not a dog rule, that you trip people with food. It is the kind thing to do so they won't get fat.

Roxie, Sammy & Andy

River said...

Good luck with the resolutions!

River

Lorenza said...

Hi, Kassi!
Nice to hear from you again!
Good luck with your resolutions!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

MONA AND THE MOMMY! said...

Hello

My name is Mona and I am a wirehaired doxie living in Houston Texas with the Mommy and we are very good friends with Roxie, Sammy and Andy and since we live in the same city we get to visit a lot. The Mommy was looking at "paw it forward" and decided to stop by & say hello. I love making new friends. Come over and visit sometimes.

Bye bye...Mona

Lili said...

Happy Hearts Day, Kassi!
luv,
Lili